Category Archives: Film

Oscar Predictions 2017

Abe Rose predicts the Oscars for 2017. When in doubt, go with La La Land. Continue reading

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“Star Trek Beyond” Jumps the Shark Where No One Has Gone Before

Considering that Star Trek was once known for its philosophical intrigue, and social commentary, I would almost call this usage of Beastie Boys music to defeat the evil aliens a jumping-the-shark moment, but the movie already has Kirk riding on a motorcycle, and jumping over the heads of aliens who sort of look like sharks, so I guess that moment qualifies by default. Continue reading

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Swiss Army Man- Harry Potter’s Next Magical Role is a… Farting Dead Corpse

The best film of the year so far is a movie about Daniel Radcliffe starring as a farting dead body that propels across the sea like a motorboat. Continue reading

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“Warcraft” the Movie, or Warcraft Lore: Sparknotes Edition

A review for Warcraft, a rapid-paced movie that is missing about forty minutes of expository content. Continue reading

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X-Men: Apocaylpse, You Have No Brett Ratner to Blame This Time

Abe Rose reviews X-Men: Apocalypse, a mess of a movie with no director Brett Ratner to serve as a scapegoat. Continue reading

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Captain America: Civil War-Political Parallels with Punches

Captain America: Civil War is one of the most thoughtful and successful Marvel Superhero films. Continue reading

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Batman v Superman-Zack Snyder vs Coherent Storytelling

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice sounds like two titles randomly cobbled together. Then again, it might be aptly named, because it feels like two movies randomly cobbled together. Continue reading

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